for a few months now, i’ve been meaning to write this semi-comical text about beyoncé not having a twitter account. it involved trying to figure out what she could possibly tweet and speculations on the real reasons behind her twitterphobia (all of which were pretty funny, guys).
today, for the first time in months, i thought to myself: ‘hey, maybe i’ll do that beyoncé text. get it out, generate some laughter, boost my klout score, possibly get a reply from b herself saying i had her in stitches’. this thought crossed my mind 15 minutes ago.
now i found out that she created a twitter account.
two. days. ago.
so that’s that.